ampervadasz:

Unmute !

(via plastic-pipes)

prohaloplayer:

my dastardly bastard of a son Speedfast Turboquick making a mockery of olympic track and field athletes

(via carolgoddamnvers)

love-alheli:

hatingongodot:

Every time someone says “ingredients” I say “ingredience” in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud

me when i say inch resting

(via carolgoddamnvers)

were–ralph:

thedman0310:

1984

Trying my hardest not to laugh at this stupid video in the break room

(via edarull)

telltaletypist:

telltaletypist:

it’s wild that virtually all modern digital infrastructure is built to constantly spy on us and harvast our data for advertising yet online advertsing is still basically worthless and nobody seems to actually be benefitting from all this

a vast rube goldberg machine of privacy violations all working together to deliver the most precisely targeted ads straight into my adblocker

(via edarull)

6qubed:

ampervadasz:

welele:

Köcsög

the mark of a good prank is if the guy you just pranked immediately wants in on it

(via knights-vigil)

(via takeiteasyjoan)

hometoursandotherstuff:

(via takeiteasyjoan)

askpredetor:

askpredetor:

>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

Every 200 notes I wake up to, I see some familiar faces and learn that some of you just have this post ON STANDBY to remind yourselves not to whale for the new bland twink. 

Proud of you guys

(via edarull)

cosmic-coil:

leafpool2014:

eveningflares:

evangelala:

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

#i’d illegally download you all

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

(via nataliving)